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Dak Nokim saw aelins killing people and people being killed by ealans and was mad. He realized he had no pants on and his 14 inch ♥♥♥♥ was touching the sidewalk.
"Dok, go put your boot in the ilians ♥♥♥," his ♥♥♥♥ said.
Duk lafed, "You're the smartest talking 15 inch ♥♥♥♥ I ever known."
However, Dec was in for troble as the various womens and mens running from the ilins were distracted by his 18 inch penis. They crowded around him asking his ♥♥♥♥ for autographs.
"♥♥♥♥ off." the ♥♥♥♥ said as it broke one man's arm.

So Duk went home and masterdebated about healthcare with president Obama over the phone. Once Duke had finished and cleaned up, he said,
"My name is Douk Noukem, and I don't pay for phone sex."
Breaking the phone in two with his thirteen inch ♥♥♥♥, Duke narrowly avoided the 60$ charge for his masterdebating session.
"Damn, I'm good," Douk said.
Duak's window shattered as an alien laser struck a neighboring building. Now an angry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Duk went outside to see who he needed to hurt.

Dok Nokam was standing on a bar in downtown Los Angelies, drinking his favorite cigar and smoking his favorite beer. Suddenly, alians from outside of space entered the bar.
"Where is the one you call Duk Nukim," said the alin, "we wish to speak with him."
Dek Noukam kicked over his barstool and said, "Here I am, come over here and get some of me."
"We do not want to fight you," the alean ejaculated, "only to talk."
Duke Nukim dodged the aliean seamen and pulled out his shotgun, shouting "I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ♥♥♥."
Dak Nakam fired at the elian and the ilian was ded. He then tossed what was left of his smoking beer at the corpse to make it smell better and gave his cigar to the bartender to drink because he did not have any money left after undertipping a hooker. Dok Nokem walked outside to see alans everywhere killing people.
"♥♥♥♥ alieans, I hate aleans, I want to go home," Duk said.

I am he who does the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the cereal.....IGNORE ME!!!! IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!

What a juicy morning mate !!! Thanks again for all these tips and tricks... Oui, merci monsieur, you're the boss in the streets of DC... I'll follow you in hell to steal a fresh pack of beer if you ask.