Jesi Aficionado:
and I mean...she did SEE your penis, right?
your penis is a Lovecraftian monster

Kyle Billemeyer
AARON WHY IS BLACK-♥♥♥♥-ORGY FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER

Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): IT'D GET THE POINT ACCORS
Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): ...
Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): I'll just pretend I typed that normally
mr.teabagger: it made sense to me
mr.teabagger: dont worry

Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): h9u
Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): rofl
Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): wow
Mr. Belvedere (TNT???): h8u2
mr.teabagger: NICE\
mr.teabagger: FAIL

slaytanic94: rawr
IN THE NAME OF THATAN (TNT???): hi
slaytanic94: get bavk in vne tya ass
slaytanic94: back
IN THE NAME OF THATAN (TNT???): English classes are paying off I see.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: i could be balls deep into my girls ass right now but im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on steam in a ♥♥♥ party blowing donkey nuts

Mr. Sam: im going to fight nudity prejudice by putting nudes on the internet
Mr. Sam: what the ♥♥♥♥
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): NO SAM
Mr. Sam: seriously this is making me
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): SHE MADE A HASHTAG
Mr. Sam: so angry
Mr. Sam: when i should be flogging the dolphin
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): Oh I choked the chicken hard to her stupidity
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): I couldn't help it
Mr. Sam: my pet causes: nudity, weed, and irony.
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): there's something about like...ultra vapid people that gets my rocks off
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): YOU'RE SO INTO IT, YEAH, SO DUMB, YEAH, THAT'S IT, BE STUPID AND MYOPIC, OH BABY
Mr. Sam: haha
Mr. Sam: hahahahaha
Mr. Sam: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mr. Sam: this is why we cant have world peace you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

Mr. Sam: i want to publicly humiliate these people
Mr. Sam: like put them in the stocks, and let gross ass trashy people rub their naked ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on them
Mr. Sam: HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING NAKED NOW

ruxt: all the betting ive been winning
ruxt: i bought a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ m4a4 howl
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): do you even use the M4A4?
ruxt: umm
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): in before "I do now"
ruxt: 370 dollar skin
ruxt: i do now
ruxt: lol
ruxt: LOL

Mr. Sam: i dont think i could do taht to someone
Mr. Sam: even if they really wanted me to
Mr. Sam: i cant even piss if someone is in the same room as me
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): ahahaha
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): I'm going to follow you into every bathroom, ever, for the rest of your life
Mr. Sam: haha
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): which may be like 3 weeks before you go into septic shock and ♥♥♥♥ yourself to death on the bathroom floor, cursing my name through your gritted teeth
Mr. Sam: haha
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): OH, AARON, MY CLENCHED BOWELS SPIT AT THEE
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): THEIR DISGUST REIGNS SUPREME UPON THIS TILED GRAVE, THE TOMB FOR WHICH I HAVE BECOME A PART OF.
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): LOOK, UPON THE BOWL. THE MIGHTY, WHITE GOD. IT SCOWLS, NOW. IT MOURNS.
GODLESS KILLING MACHINE (TNT???): IT FEELS NO WHITE GUILT.
Mr. Sam: thats goin in my profile