Recent reviews by Wilson

best game

Used to be great, then the removed a lot of the content. For example: there are no different maps now. Just the flat one. Also barely any servers up. Sad times.

Microsoft Flight Simulator X is almost 10 years old, and it shows. If you want the prettiest game in the world, well, this isn't it. However, it's a fun flight sim, and still holds up pretty well. Has a lot of options, and a good variety of planes and missions to start out with. It might be a bit finnicky to run on newer systems, but you can work around it. I'd say get it on sale for $5 or so, and there's no harm in trying it out.

You can pet pigs
11/10
GOTC - Game of the Century

1. Watch this
2. Go play Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
3. Enjoy a few more cheap, amazing moments basking in the glory of the nonsensical modern perspective on a decade which, for the most part, featured regular people doing regular things.
4. Cry yourself to sleep
5. Wake up
6. Repeat steps 1-5 indefinitely

It's hard to diss a game that costs as little as 99 cents. So I'm not going to. Yeah, it has flaws, but for a buck, why not? It's just a bit of nifty, dinosaur fun.

I think the major thing that would deter people from this game is the fact that, well, it's not a game, per say. It's more of an experimental project. I love this sort of thing, and I couldn't recommend it more. It's full of pleasing little events and is quite artistic in a way. The only reason to be upset about it is if you didn't actually read any description of it. It never pretends to be something it's not, and for $.99, it's definitely worth the price. Not recommending this game because it lacks gameplay is like criticizing a box of cereal for not being a horse.

It feels like a broken free to play game that I wasted money on. DO NOT BUY. It's broken, it's buggy, it's got no tutorial to teach you its awful gameplay. The graphics are good, but not at all optimized. In order to make it playable, I had to set them down on a system that easily runs other, bigger budget games on max. It's got potential, and if they fix it, I'll give it another shot. But as of now, stay away.

This one. This one is just... The best. WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THESE REVIEWS?! Seriously. I'm pretty sure it's impossible to dislike this game.

This game has it all-- Plot twists, awesome stealth gameplay, humor. The story is entirely shown through text message conversations, and it works out incredibly well for it. Dispite its short length, this game managed to keep me interested throughout, and for the sale price of $5, I couldn't recommend it more.