Recent reviews by Marty McBacon

Puzzles are too easy

In a time where every major publisher just wants to bend you over, a hero we don't deserve gives us the raw formula we've been longing for for so long with no strings attached.

I really like Battlefield and have enjoyed the series since 1942 but did not want to buy this one* since it has gotten so much bad press, But hey free weekend, so why not try it out? All I can say is I am glad I did not have to spend money to just figure out that this is just Battlefield 4 but worse. (in this state? 2 years after release?!). classes have no meaning, squad play is non-existent, why tf am I here? I am not sure what this game has got over the other Battlefields, better graphics? I don't know about you but after the 2010s the improvement in graphics has not immersed me into games any more than the story filler has in racing games. Also just the fact I am thrust into a non-player conquest map getting to run around for like half an hour where nothing is happening before I have to come up with the realization that this is a fake match and quit and have to queue for one explicitly is just.. wtf to me.
What ever, no big surprise, don't buy this game it is dead in the water. get BattleBit Remastered.


* are there going to be another, are the following releases going to be worth playing anyhow?

I, am, rhythm, or that's what it feels like. Only problem i got while playing this is my headphones won't get loud enough.

funky sounds yo

Had to refund it as it was almost not playable on a Valve Index due to the awkward controls.

I have now been arguing with my buddy for two years about whether or not the "coin toss" is real, the psychological horror is real.

Great fun! not sure why this is free.
Kind of reminds me of one of those ps1 light gun games i played when i was younger.

Horizon Zero Dawn but you are tony hawks on a bike

very nice