Zephyrus
Zephyrus   Singapore
 
 
Hello, I'm Zephyrus, aka Zeph. Please read my profile thoroughly below before you add me, thank you!


A conversation:

[10:18 PM]
Epi:
*dab*
git dabbed on f00l

[10:18 PM]
Zephyrus:
*leg dabs*
nerf this one fool

[10:19 PM]
Epi:
*toe dabs*
try me ♥♥♥♥♥

[10:19 PM]
Zephyrus:
*double leg dabs*
challenge accepted boi

[10:20 PM]
Epi:
*infinite leg dabs*

[10:20 PM]
Zephyrus:
ah ♥♥♥♥ i broke my legs

[10:20 PM]
Epi:
case closed
my flexibility lasts for an eternity
mortal

[10:20 PM]
Zephyrus:
*leg dabs and elbow dabs simultaneously*
i have ascended

[10:20 PM]
Epi:
*dab dabs*
not so fast

[10:20 PM]
Zephyrus:
*dabs^2*
my power is exponential

[10:21 PM]
Epi:
*dabs^3*
i extend into the third dimension

[10:21 PM]
Zephyrus:
*dabs^∞*
i ascend to infinity

[10:21 PM]
Epi:
*d4b*

[10:21 PM]
Zephyrus:
oH ♥♥♥♥

[10:21 PM]
Epi:
my dabs have transcended the realm of basic digits
i shalt ascend

[10:22 PM]
Zephyrus:
*dabs into oblivion*
noooo000000000

[10:22 PM]
Epi:
you have lost the war
you must gain strength within your dabs

[10:22 PM]
Zephyrus:
i will return, with a vengeance
watch out fool

[10:22 PM]
Epi:
*begone dab*

[10:22 PM]
Zephyrus:
*dabs away*
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About Me
Hello! I'm Zephyrus, aka Zeph. I mostly play Destiny 2 (D2), Rainbow Six Siege (R6), as well as Team Fortress 2 (TF2), along with the occasional Counter Strike 2 (CS2).


D2

I've been playing this game since 2018, with more than 3000 hours combined on Steam and battle.net .
I can play all 3 classes if I need to, although I'm most familiar with Hunter.
Part of the PretentiousPeasants clan, otherwise known as pp clan.
I love to play Gambit, I am a 11x gilded dredgen as of S23.
Completed Deep Stone Crypt Day 1 and Root of Nightmares Day 1.

My D2 Tracker: https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/profile/steam/4611686018484278451/overview
My Raid Report: https://raid.report/pc/4611686018484278451
My Crucible Report: https://crucible.report/report/3/4611686018484278451
My Trials Report: https://destinytrialsreport.com/report/3/4611686018484278451
My Nightfall Report: https://nightfall.report/guardian/3/4611686018484278451


R6
.
Currently unranked, I probably wouldn't want to rank since I don't have a dedicated 5 stack team to play with, so I'm mostly screwing around in casual.

Mains: Rook and Thermite, but I like to play dice with the operators.


TF2

I used to play a lot of TF2, just broke 1600 hours (I know that's a small amount compared to most players don't judge), but now my time is mostly occupied on D2.

Mains: Soldier and Medic.

Used to be known as "that rich ass burning spartan soldier with a pocket medic up his ass".
Ahh, the good old days of pubstomping...

I used to trade regularly in TF2, possessing 7 unusuals and 4 aussies at my peak, with my inventory worth its highest at S$1400 in Jan 2018. However, I've decided to sell most of my valuable TF2 items in lieu of the failing TF2 economy.

My backpack.tf profile: https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198269186633

IMPORTANT TO NOTE:
If there is anyone impersonating me do note that I will never add anyone, you'll have to add me if you want to trade with me though I don't really trade much anymore. If "I" added you, check that the account is level 115. If "my" inventory is private it's definitely a scammer. There were a lot of instances where people impersonated me and others lost their items. You have been warned.

An open letter to scammers: feel free to add me if you even think you've the chance of scamming me, go ahead. I have plenty of time to waste, I'm simply not worth your time and effort.


CS2

I don't really CS2 that much anymore. I mostly play to have fun with my friends anyway.


Personal information:

Name: Zephyrus

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Likes : onee-sans, tights, onee-sans in tights

Relationship Status: attached (surprising I know)

Waifus:

IJN Atago from Azur Lane
Agir from Azur Lane
Ichigo from Darling in the Franxx


Hobbies: Playing computer games, watching anime, reading, reviewing doujins

Personality: Get to know me better and you'll see.

Discord tag (if you want to chat): Add me to ask for it, for some reason people have been confusing me for some other guy who made a store plugin. Let me set this straight: I am NOT that person you are looking for.


Friends and people I'm thankful for in no order of merit (along with their most memorable quotes):

Min ("oh my god ZEPHHHHHH STOP KILLING ME")

Tiberius ("wink wonk zaphy-kun")

Equinox ("♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rodney has big ass tits")

Caelo ("what the ♥♥♥♥")

Jereloh ("too lazy to grind, just buy complete edition")

Khania ("ZEPH STAND STILL")

Epi ("hey zeph i have a joke for you")

Arima Ryuhei ("my mag 7 is better")

Milky ("stop baiting in palace zeph")

Chaunce ("this one's for pearl harbour")

Zero ("if someone can tweet from a fridge you can play d2 on a vending machine")

Lagger ("zeph can i call you zephyrus like toys'r'us")

Crimson ("*DEEP SIGHS*")


Congrats, you made it this far, whew, kudos to you. Considering that you made it here, you might as well send a friend request.
Remember, I always accept friend requests, so don't be afraid to add me!

Have a nice day!


Last updated 23/5/24
Items Up For Trade
531
Items Owned
726
Trades Made
813
Market Transactions
Quote box to boost my ego:


Sethw4rd: zeph you're like the asian b4nny

Killua.: ok
Killua.: omg zephy, ,scared
Killua. left the game (Disconnect by user.)

wubwub: its easy for zeph to top frag when he's playing sold and has a pocket medic up his ass

Misty: i swear zeph is crit hacking

Do you know da wei: FUCK YOU ZEPHYRUS

duct tape: oh my god its fucking zeph again
duct tape left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Zephyrus: lol

๖Snerdy: zeph pls go soldier so i can have your ugly aussie rocket

TimCan™ : zephyrus is here
TimCan™ : oh shit

*DEAD* AOV : fuk dat veri rich soldier

SiNGapORe'S GaMInG SeNSAtiON™ : fuuck u zephyrus

(TEAM) Sethw4rd : pocket Zeph plz

umu: look at you a professional pubstomper

2:59 PM - umu: are you famous
2:59 PM - umu: everyone sucks your dick in casual

K+: kill zeph = win

$teaks: zeph cheats

*DEAD* Spy: ZEPH IS HACKING
*DEAD* Spy: REPORITING RIGHT NOW
*DEAD* Spy: actually
Spy: already reported haha

Ro ben tick: srsly zeph you're hacking

*DEAD* Kirisu: Damage Given To "Zephyrus" - 99 in 3 hits
*DEAD* Kirisu: zeph you dont deserve that kill

Mr. Booze: when i saw zep i just gave up XD

*DEAD* _B1ON1C_: damn zeph
_B1ON1C_: that was a sick shot
_B1ON1C_: i did not even see you coming

Inspector Javert: fuck you zeph you piece of shit

*DEAD* Not Hazer12345: wow zeph
*DEAD* Not Hazer12345: you're good at sniping

angeol: zeph i will literally suck your dick

*DEAD* ST‎ : ZEphyrus AIm HACK
Zephyrus: :^)

*DEAD* warm0nger : Damage Given To "Zephyrus" - 98 in 1 hit
*DEAD* warm0nger : fuck you

(when I returned back to TF2 for a casual match)
emo guy: omg zeph is back
emo guy: we ded

duct tape: its that fucking zeph guy again
duct tape left the game (Disconnect by user.)

*DEAD* Hipe‎ : auger ply u fucker

elliot : zeph haxx

*DEAD* [TN] Hime : aimbot confirmed

*DEAD* Minmaxxed : dafuq is tat aim

*DEAD* Tppr : god aim

Haru : ungodly medic

*DEAD* b3nis : that fucker with his aussie
*DEAD* b3nis : fuck off

❤ [GOLD+] PiKhania ❤ : i blame zeph

kyüt : zeph can suck my dick

*DEAD* Aspiring SpyMain I TRADEIT.GG : jesus chris zephyrus

jub : oh shit its zeph

Hibiki : autograph pls zeph

Rae Lil Black : zeph too pro

Prometheus : they have zeph like wtf

Mizore : zephyrus is annoying

*DEAD* new gaming setup : fuck this soldier crits

*DEAD* eag3r nigg3r : touche

[ALL] GodlyAim-: CHEAT

TF2 dead go play TF2 : oh no its zephyrs

*DEAD* Mouzzies : fuck that heavy
*DEAD* Mouzzies : bs
Mouzzies left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Denamika : GJ Zeph
Denamika : you are the ebst heavy i ever healed

weegee : damn
weegee : nice shot

Piggeth : nice carry

Rosie♥ #BP : 0 brain cell?

*DEAD* [] : oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[] left the game (Disconnect by user.)

addict : KIK
addict : ZEPH

korone gaming : zephyrus is gaming
Recent Activity
41 hrs on record
last played on May 19
2,930 hrs on record
last played on May 19
239 hrs on record
last played on May 12
おかわり Jan 18, 2023 @ 4:57am 
フレンドさんたちの所へ、
最近たくさん人と出会ってフレンドになったからちょっと忙しかったです。
そして平日はインターンシップがあってこう言う仕事後の時間しかありません。
そのため、みんなに挨拶するはなかったと分かっています。
フレンド申請を承認してくれてありがとうございます。
もう一度改めてよろしくお願いします。

Recently I have been rather busy adding friends, and for weekdays I am also busy with work.
I am aware that I may not have greeted each and every one of you, so allow me to once again thank you for accepting the friend request.
:ReLieF_MomO::murasame_smile:
No Mames! Sep 5, 2020 @ 6:17am 
you said you accept every friend request

accept mine pls or else
EPPEN Aug 31, 2020 @ 9:31am 
happy birthday zeph
Lagger Aug 29, 2020 @ 10:57pm 
+rep taint skin
EPPEN Aug 7, 2020 @ 4:46am 
-rep fake zeph
EPPEN Jul 19, 2020 @ 3:25am 
we will forever be bonded, my palm and your face at high velocity