over there

Brother, I would like to have one oat.
For it, I will trade you this goat.

Sorry brother, but your request is denied.
For the last time you offered to me a goat, you had lied.

But this time, to my promise I will abide.
For my hunger for oats has left me empty inside.

Empty inside? That is no surprise.
You are always hungry, to give you oats is unwise.

Indeed it is unwise, he will waste your oats surely.
If you give them to me, I will hold them securely.
Let us skip the formalities, if you give me that oat I will trade you ten thousand galaxies.

Stop right there! I'm not done.
If you give me the oat...
I'll give you ten thousand and one.

Brother, I must accept that offer, it is a deal.
Here is your oat, a single oat meal.

This single oat meal is quite satisfying.
A wholesome reward for all my trying.

Alas, I have lost.
Older Pig has purchased the oat. But at such a high cost.

The cost, the oat was certainly worth.
The oat was more valuable than all else on the Earth.

Sorry brother, but I take first place.
For the oats of the Earth, are worth less than the galaxies of space.

I've been foiled again. This has become a trend.
That's it for this story. It looks like-

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Pxci Jan 12 @ 12:25am 
+rep epic player
Lunarian Jester Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:01am 
Science has proven that Cat-Form Len is Superior, and fine too.
Crowdough Oct 26, 2023 @ 9:00pm 
Apologies for the random comment, just wanted to warn you this person on your friendslist https://steamcommunity.com/id/Shunsninja13 just got steam rep banned for scamming over $1000 during a paypal trade.

They have been sending offers and repeatedly harassing multiple people even after being blocked to sell their items(specifically their collector's objectors) for cash. If they asked you for your objector, please be aware they WILL take your items and RUN. They may be in the process of a large scam, please be careful.
the one who ponders Aug 14, 2023 @ 6:09pm 
+rep friendly fella
SweZombie Apr 14, 2023 @ 7:33am 
hey about that question you asked. basically the same thing happened with my sunbeams cheaters lament i wasnt happy with it since there was already someone else who had a sunbeams cheaters lament. and i felt like i wanted something that was truly unique something that no one else had after i got rid of my cheaters lament i did get a second chance at choosing a hat.
that hat was a burning flames houwar but later on i realized that there was someone else that had something similar that being a sunbeams houwar and i didnt really like the look of the houwar.
there is more but this is basically a tldr of everything that happened in the span of 3 years.
i do really regret what i did and i should have kept my sunbeams cheaters lament when i had it.
sorry about the this being so long and probably drawn out but this is basically what happened.
bored and horny Apr 11, 2023 @ 3:50pm