I'm a 14 Billion year old Wizard. Evil? debatable.
Ive got the magic grass, i just need you to hold the beans that make people scream.

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DON'T BE FOOLED MORTAL!!!

Wizards are EVERYWHERE!

- In training to be a Dungeon Master
- I have Whimsy that you couldn't possibly understand.
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My schizophrenia is NOT a downside, I intentionally gave it to myself. and on the plus side
I invented shadow boxing, so clearly I'm the greatest wizard.

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Got any questions for a wizard? too bad, forbidden knowledge.