It was five years ago , i was alone at home , I remembered that i had watched some good movie with element of sex , wanted to try it in real life , but there was not girl near me , got an idea , to try it with something that looks like vagina and I made a decision , i puted my penis into toaster , that was a bad idea and it still suffer sometimes even throughout five years.

Remember kids , do not put your penis into toaster.

I had very smelly feet after playing with him, so he suggested ointment for mycoses and holy moly did it work! We've been wearing the same socks for 2 weeks and no bad smell still! This ointment works wonders, or so I though until it turned out I have coronavirus and can't smell anything.

Don't play with him he has corona and probably smelly feet.