sideways moving goblin
A crisp snack
Heard & McDonald Islands
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10.6 hrs on record
last played on Feb 4
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last played on Jan 15
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last played on Jan 15
♋ Alkalii Jul 8, 2025 @ 7:27pm 
Hey. I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
♋ Alkalii Apr 27, 2025 @ 10:13am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that:)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
♋ Alkalii Apr 17, 2024 @ 6:26pm 
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Kyroto Apr 13, 2024 @ 2:06pm 
Absolutely do NOT let this man into your house! He is an old timey rogue government vampire who wants to suck your blud and bang you all night. On the night of July sixth 2006 I made the horrible mistake of letting him into my house so he could "just borrow a sprinkle of sugar". Later that night I found my self covered head to toe in my own sweat and some other funky substance, after a quick taste test I detected a faint pineappley presence. But it was too late, Sideways Moving Goblin was no where to be found, and my heart and anus mourned for him deeply. My body healed years ago but my soul is forever shattered without my little gobby. I hope this has shed some light on who the real Mister Sideways Moving Goblin really is.

-Agent P
Jarmook Feb 6, 2024 @ 12:18pm 
It's been over a month of in game time since the person with the grandma rank in our guild logged out for the last time. Now my character is stuck with the grief debuff and I don't know how to get rid of it? He's just stuck wanting to cry but never doing it and it's keeping me from enjoying the game. Am I missing some side quest for the cry option? The person behind his dog companion seems to be trying really hard to help, but it's difficult to communicate tactics with them. Sometimes the dog player just runs off, seemingly more interested in their own quests, while I'm stuck with this broken character.
♋ Alkalii Oct 12, 2022 @ 9:00pm 
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