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4.0 hrs on record
I can feel the tenderness of her skin through the knife, as if it were an extension of my sense of touch.
My body nearly convulses.
There's something incredibly faint, deep down, that screams to resist this uncontrollable pleasure.
But I can already tell that I'm being pushed over the edge.
I can't...
I can't stop myself.
Posted May 19.
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2.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
This is a fun spin on the flappy bird formula, and while there are some flaws, I had a good time playing. I would have liked a hardcore mode option where you only have one life, because a single game can go on for a really long time when you rack up a ton of extra lives, and things do not feel very tense when you have a bunch of extra lives as a safety net for any mistake you make.

These are the issues with the game in my opinion:
- The gameplay quickly gets stale because there is not a lot of obstacle variety. This causes the difficulty to rapidly plateau. I would have liked to see narrower gaps to fly through as the game progresses, as well as faster moving objects for the player to avoid. It also feels like the game would have benefited from obstacles that move horizontally at the bat so that the player is required to navigate the map with more precision. At very high levels, it would be neat to have obstacles that also move on the diagonal axis.
- The screen shake effect is too strong. Sometimes it will throw the bat up pretty high, causing unavoidable chain collisions in some cases.
- The menu navigation is a bit clunky, each screen fades out after a short timer, it'd be nice to use the escape key to move to the previous window.
- You cannot rebind the flap control to your keyboard. The only way to control the game is by clicking your mouse.
- There are no audio sliders, which is an issue because the sound effects are pretty loud.
-There is no sense of cohesion to the music, instead there are jarring transitions from classical music into halloween themed melodies.
- Some witches mimic your movements to add some difficulty, and the animation for this has a really jagged feel to it.
Posted May 16.
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5.4 hrs on record
This is free?! This game has clever character writing, challenging puzzles, beautiful art, and fantastic extra content. Typically I'm not a fan of visual novel aspects in games, but here the dialogue blew me away - the characters felt distinct and the story never felt dull. Moving around stages feels so smooth, almost as smooth as my brain must be after double checking how much time it took for me to figure out some of the puzzles!
Posted April 19.
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3.7 hrs on record
It's an elegant rhythm-based platformer with smooth gameplay. The boss fights feel fresh, it's all very unique.
Posted February 14.
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2.7 hrs on record
Elegant lil puzzle game
Posted January 8.
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148.7 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
This game is what Unreal Engine five was made for. The world responds to your actions in a chaotically glorious way, and the fast-paced objective based gameplay doesn't disappoint.
Posted January 8.
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7.3 hrs on record
I don't want your damn lemons!
Posted October 7, 2023.
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2.3 hrs on record
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good
Posted October 6, 2023.
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3.0 hrs on record
It's innovative, it looks cool, and it has a cool narrative.
Posted October 6, 2023.
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10.4 hrs on record
You get to walk around in an art sculpture and solve puzzles that revolve around gravity switching. Great fun, very beautiful.
Posted September 28, 2023.
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