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i sold csgo skins for NOTHING!!!

babacii

i got pounced by a dog, saved, then immediately thrown by a mutant into a horde. then i got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard both of my monitors went pure black, my sound cut out, and my game crashed.

then i rejoined and transported immediately into the warp (under the map)

10/10

i mean i haven't played it too much but it's pretty good so far

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Ingredients
3 eggs, warmed in hot water for 5 minutes
Pinch salt
1 teaspoon room temperature butter, plus 1/2 teaspoon for finishing omelet
1/2 teaspoon fresh chopped chives

Directions
Watch how to make this recipe.
Crack the warm eggs into a bowl, add salt and blend with a fork. Heat a 10-inch nonstick aluminum pan over medium-high heat. Once the pan is hot, add the butter and brush around the surface of the pan. Pour the eggs into the center of the pan and stir vigorously with a rubber spatula for 5 seconds. As soon as a semi-solid mass begins to form, lift the pan and move it around until the excess liquid pours off into the pan. Using your spatula, move it around the edge of the egg mixture to help shape into a round and loosen the edge. Let the omelet sit in the pan for 10 seconds without touching.
Shake the pan to loosen from the pan. Lift up the far edge of the pan and snap it back toward you. Using your spatula, fold over one-third of the omelet. Slide the omelet onto a plate and fold over so that the omelet is a tri-fold. Coat with the remaining butter and sprinkle with the chives. Serve immediately.

Recipe courtesy of Alton Brown