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Highest Rank in CS:GO: LEM (MM) // Supreme (Wingman)
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[COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a
question.
"Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked.
The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many years and could be
relied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes before
replying.
"I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else."
With that, the Chief Priest went to lunch. The novice suddenly
achieved enlightenment, several years later.

Commentary:

His Master is kind,
Answering his FAQ quickly,
With thought and sarcasm.

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Foxxy Things 💕 Jul 21 @ 3:40am 
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2700 stunden und war nur c2 zu viele stunden für c2?
Vidi LTS Jul 19 @ 12:33am 
I'm currently on summer break from highschool, and I don't have a job (Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of Rocket League a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in Rocket League . I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted What a save! Wow! What a save!. I also was playing soccer with my baby brother, only to find that I was trying to quick chat in real life. I have this crossbar burned into my vision that I'm constantly lining up at the 90 degree upper corner. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on my parents' anniversary, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of Silver. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much Rocket League?
eN JR | syraaacks. Jul 9 @ 11:18am 
Can you sing my profile please? You are very good player
Lelux Jul 4 @ 2:27am 
can you sign my profile vel? thank you so much <3