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toothpaste retard Apr 1 @ 8:51pm 
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gibbles Jan 24 @ 4:54pm 
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toothpaste retard Oct 15, 2017 @ 1:36pm 
I'll tell you what, boys. I'm just about darn tootin' sick of motherfuckin' ants. You ever seen a fuckin' ant? Of course you have, how could you not? They're everywhere. And that's a problem.
When I was but a tiny wee strapping young lad, I was having a jolly time in my yard. That's when I found an ant. Now, I wasn't the brightest child, and my experience with the demon-fucks known as ants was at an all-time low. So I actually picked up the son of a bitch. It immediately sunk it's gigantic pincers into my supple little boy flesh. I screamed like I'd never screamed before. My mother had to come outoutside to get the bastard off my finger.Ants are the bane of my existence. Whenever I want to do something fun, ants get in the way. Maybe it's just me, maybe it's my curse. Maybe you get along fine with and coexist with ants, but not me. When I see an ant I squish that fucker with no further thought, because that's what life has conditioned me to do.
toothpaste retard May 8, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
Ants. I can't explain it honestly, but ever since I was little I've had this fascination with them. Ants really get my motor running. The thought of thousands of them crawling all over my body and my dick just biting the shit out of me gives me a goddamn head rush. Sometimes I like to imagine a world where I can walk outside and just fuck an anthill and all the little ants start to freak out and attack my invading member, but it's already too late, I'm on all fours and just going at it. Raping their home into a pile of rubble and then drowning their queen in my thick semen.
peter_guang945 May 4, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
Well, first off, you're fucking adorable. Your laugh makes me happy. Simply seeing your smile makes me smile, and your eyes are so attractive I find it difficult to pay attention to anything else. But more importantly, you know how to brighten my day, no matter what. And the fact that you like me back warms my heart. Basically I just wanna wrap my arms around you and cuddle, and never let go :) you make me happy.
peter_guang945 Apr 23, 2017 @ 11:47am 
I love you. I bed for your body when I lay hopelessly awake at night, wishing for you to come see me, to come and cuddle me, to be mine. Your hair, is a lucious water fall of pure gold and your eyes are the most mezmorizing gem on this planet. Your dreamy lips are plump and soft, so delicate and kisable. I love you...