don't add "alt" accounts saying they are me lol
falsely overwatch banned @ approx 2/20/23 @ 12am for using a 180 degree turn bind which uses no 3rd party software, only m_yaw console commands which are legal in matchmaking. 14,456 matchmaking games, 3,283 esea matches, 1,373 faceit matches with no bans til now, over 25,000 hours later. rip skins

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street - on the eleventh floor. My name is Hazard Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Hazard Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
now stop asking how i got such great skins


yes i collect fac new dlores as a hobby (and some other stuff too)
yes i've spent over half a mil on skins
ESEA Rank #1 Dust2 player 9 straight months worldwide
ESEA Rank #1 Scouter 9 straight months worldwide

currently own:
fn dlore: 45
fn howl: 15
ak blue gems: 2
random ass <1k knives: like 100 lol
various gloves: 5 i think
aug with the weeb skin that i cant figure out which acc i left em on: 3
bunch of doppler gem knives
328 prime csgo accounts (my former trade bots)

and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of other stuff i forgot about

no i won't show you my inventory, i keep investments in there. for obvious reasons i don't want what i have to be known.

yes i have imposters. no i won't refund you if you get scammed by one of them lol.

-rank #1 dust2 player on esea *still have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to smoke xbox on new d2*
-rank #1 scouter on esea
-1st place on penis inspection day at school in the 3rd grade
-noob says what
-Amanconda: what
-rank #1 inventory on steam

steam account #1 of 328

yes i realize my inventory is still worth over a mil

play and win big



join my steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/METH_HEADS my friend requests max out fast