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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 22.4 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 18, 2021 @ 9:00pm

well what can i say? i was fully engrossed from the very moment i pressed start. let me set the scene:

my room was dark. the only thing illuminating my surroundings was my sextouple monitor setup. my lady dimitrescu nsfw fanart on all monitors but my gaming one (240hz 1440p btw lol not that it matters just wanted to share). anyway, first thing i saw was chris because i was too busy looking at something else during all the "gameplay" (lol). but then it hit me, i've had a really big crush on this man since the first time i played resident evil 4. except i think he looked better with the longer hair. since then i have installed the big boner chris mod and just keep replaying that first cutscene with him in it where he touches me. it's crazy how well it's animated because if i close my eyes and just... listen... it's like i can feel him touching me with his boner grazing my legs. i can't really comment on the gameplay too much though.

anyway, the first few hours of this game are pure bliss, couldn't recommend more.
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