von poopenfärten
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Add me if you want, but I will not accept unless you leave a comment. That's how I know you're not an unsolicited trader or spambot.

Feel free to message me when I'm in a game, but don't expect me to respond instantly. You'll have better luck if it's, say, turn-based.

I'm not buying any more Electronic Arts games until they make amends for trashing SimCity - whenever that may or may not be - and I'm not purchasing anything published by Stardock Entertainment until they replace their current CEO with someone who isn't a womanhater.

Quotable quotes:

"Live long, and make it so." - Captain Kirkard, Star War

"The guy who came up with the [alpha/beta male] theory did further research that discredited the notion decades ago. Wolf packs basically follow a nuclear family model." - Someone on a forum I used to go to

"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed." - Samuel Johnson

"It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure." - Albert Einstein

"How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it." - Marcus Aurelius

"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace." - Ulysses S. Grant

“All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that's the tragedy of living.” - Iain S. Thomas

11:28 AM - Freddy Krueger: im from elm st
11:28 AM - Freddy Krueger: from your nightmare
11:28 AM - Sergeant Dornan: I DO NOT SLEEP.

12:04 PM - El Presidente: Does that mean ponies are outlawed?
12:05 PM - Penultimo: Not neccessarily...
12:05 PM - El Presidente: Good.
12:05 PM - El Presidente: But I'm El Presidente, I make the rules.

9:48 PM - Kim Hang-ah: if you need to ask someone if you should join a steam group called "DickShitCock" i don't know what to say
9:48 PM - Kim Hang-ah: like, come on, really

11:22 PM - slayer: beat fallout 1 on hard
11:23 PM - a big pansexual krogan: wow not only did u beat fo1 on hard but ur also a TRY hard
11:23 PM - a big pansexual krogan: WREKT

12:23 AM - a big pansexual krogan: BILL Clinton memes
12:22 AM - slayer: bill clinton???????????????????????
12:23 AM - a big pansexual krogan: ♥♥♥♥ forgot i had that on my clipboard

9:43 PM - a big pansexual krogan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tje m,emes are in

5:29 PM - fleece: true doom murder otakunoobscrublords

12:31 AM - selling loose cannons 1 scrap: last time i played truth or dare
12:31 AM - selling loose cannons 1 scrap: which was about two minutes ago
12:31 AM - selling loose cannons 1 scrap: the girl misspelled it as turtle
12:31 AM - selling loose cannons 1 scrap: i chose turtle and received a turtle
12:31 AM - selling loose cannons 1 scrap: it was a nice turtle
12:32 AM - Tesuji: That was not how I expected that to end
12:32 AM - Tesuji: Well done

10:26 AM - Trar: the pyro should have a primary that blasts steam underwater, but does reduced damage everywhere else
10:33 AM - fleece: oh my god
10:33 AM - fleece: that's sadistic

12:01 AM - Seldon: who needs Easter Sunday when you have Tlacaxipehualiztli
12:01 AM - Seldon: "the feast of the flaying of men"
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[FP] jh34ghu43gu Jan 11 @ 3:24pm 
Interested in one of your tf2 items (I'll let you guess which one ;))
von poopenfärten Dec 29, 2020 @ 12:23pm 
Er...why though
𝓲𝓬𝓮𝔂 Dec 27, 2020 @ 1:34pm 
+rep add me
♥ au ♥ Dec 26, 2020 @ 5:39pm 
Responding to comment on my profile, I hope you had a Merry Christmas and I don't remember why I added you either lmao.
von poopenfärten Dec 23, 2020 @ 5:45pm 
Thanks bro
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