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Recent reviews by poopoo timer

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2 people found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record
great mix of silly, genuinely scary and unsettling at times. a bit hammy, especially story-wise, and definitely overbearing with the backstory, but overall a great game with very interesting and kinda addicting gameplay. one of the best horror games i've played in a while
Posted October 10, 2022.
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37 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record
one of the worst paced games i've ever played in my life. it starts normal, if not very hammy, then a good 75% of the game takes place inside a single house. you will spend HOURS collecting items, finding things, trying to use them on other things only to learn you have to get another item to do another thing. for example in order to power the gameboy you need batteries, which you can get from a radio, but you need a coin to open the battery compartment, which you can get from inside a sink, but to get inside the sink you need a wrench, which is inside the fireplace, to put the fire out you need water, but you need to turn the water on.... you get the idea.

one of the worst games i've played in my life. if the house section was 60% shorter it would have simply been a very basic horror game but the pacing issues turned it into one of the worst gaming experiences i've ever had.
Posted October 5, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Insanely gorgeous and fun to play game, I'd have happily paid $10 for it but it's free!!!!
Posted October 14, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
forest big
Posted November 26, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Turns into an escort mission where you lead a bunch of pigs into a cave with big statues of pigs and the biggest pig statue's eyes glow red and you even get to talk to pigs and you get a nice close up of one of the pigs' bums and it's highly detailed and good
Posted December 31, 2015.
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14 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
in cash out, you get the cash, and you get out.

heres a longer review:

in cash out the video game, you get the crash money, and you leave (get out).

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Posted May 28, 2015.
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85 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
lots of pannis
Posted July 29, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
this is different kind of game no all people WHO LOVE play world of warfcraft o league of leyend o diablo o ... some other crazsy games wll LIKE they wl ljust get bored LIKE I SAID I want this game really, but right now i no have the way to buy this... but i have others games to trade i want this game somebody? i have other games online too , i have beta key for might quest well TALK TO ME in mess please gg done :)
Posted December 28, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
25.2 hrs on record (23.7 hrs at review time)
its poop
Posted December 5, 2013.
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9.2 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
zelda-style dungeons and exploration mixed with god of war-style combat... if only it wasn't such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port.
Posted October 20, 2013.
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