we both won't know what is happening

and when you least expect it

I'm gonna ♥♥♥ punch u when I least expect it.

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

YC GANG GANG

92% of tenagers listen to rap CRAP if u get this message u are part of the 10 % who listen to REAL music like rock and other send this message to 10 of youre friends to keep rock alive ignore if u dont!!!