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Young profanity-spewing salty gamer, at your service.

Steam chat compilation:

Ω | Dezcaban: i could
Ω | Dezcaban: paint myself purple and wear a horn~
Ω | Dezcaban: 5 u
tikitai: nigger what the fuck

Urist McOrkus: about 95% of the people here are stupid fucking hicks
Urist McOrkus: i hate it
Urist McOrkus: even the computer store here
Urist McOrkus: is ran bu
Urist McOrkus: by
Urist McOrkus: cyber-hicks
Urist McOrkus: !!

Tailgate: panky poe
tikitai: penk
Tailgate: penky poo
tikitai: panko pi
Tailgate: ponky p.
tikitai: pienky pa
Tailgate: party horse

Tailgate: my favorite part of playing csgo is when i shot the walls and our team won

tikitai: eski
tikitai: what if
tikitai: you can play as groose
eskimo777: engine couldnt handle that

ChexGuy - 1 Dirty Bomb Beta Key: also I'm supposed to be under NDA so now I have to kill you

ᵗᶦᵏᶦᵗᵃᶦ: you sound like little kids in preschool fighting over a crayon
roachthing: we are

hyi: with the age of technology we have
hyi: do you think the next world war is going to have frag videos

Tailgate: >dog
is that dunk hunt because if so then holy shit
Tailgate: >dunk hunt
fucking duck hunt

Cargøn, lord of file cabinets: why is he freestyle rapping by humming about busting kermit the frog's ass

IJUSTCANTSTOPTHINKINGABOUTBALLS: my father's playing porn on the loudspeaker

Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: this game manages to every fibre of enjoyment in my body
tikitai: had another bad ranked?
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: afk doom all game
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: sold all his items at the end
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: jungled who game
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: level 5 16 minutes on
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: enemy team was ogre dp necro void bristle
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: not worth playing anymore
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: harder to not drop below 3.6 than to rise to 4k
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: easier to learn how to juggle unicycle riding piano players
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: with no hands
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: both the juggler and the piano players
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: blindfolded
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: on fire
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: underwater

Proog: like when I hear one of the casters
Proog: I just see a potato wearing a headset in my head
Proog: does that make me a bad person

tikitai: MANGO HYPE
ChexGuy: niggas can't handle my motherfucking enchanted mango
ChexGuy: hold that shit

[H] everest: so basically if you like sheik u just like zelda but you're also gay

Proog: Hello t i k i, C y c l o p s here. Just wanted to say: ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOMU ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM

tikitai: im a transnigger
[H] everest: im in the toaster right now

tikitai: i mean its black friday right
tikitai: why not get a new3ds
ChexGuy: no money
ChexGuy: spent it on DOUJIN GAMES
tikitai: the struggle
tikitai: LOL
tikitai: you serious
ChexGuy: ok look this one came with TWO SOUNDTRACKS
ChexGuy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-40Pqn1Fma0
tikitai: youre an idiot

HUGGBEES: I've been having
HUGGBEES: rice crispy treats
HUGGBEES: and jello
HUGGBEES: and sometimes when Im lucky
HUGGBEES: they'll restock the mahine and I can get a sandwich
tikitai: living the life

HUGGBEES: some nig
HUGGBEES: slapped postage on a box of trix cereal and mailed it
tikitai: holy shit
HUGGBEES: he's my hero

HUGGBEES: who cares if your sister gets mowed down by dark night cause she sprinted into the battle for no reason

Tailgate: krav maga? back the fuck off with this shit weve got a new type of military-precision close combat its called DOGGY STYLE

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zyj Jun 19, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
Hey could you accept my request I'd like to talk to you :3
csmoney promo bot May 26, 2018 @ 4:48am 
Hi bro, I quit csgo trading and csgo at all(cause of last update) so I want to collect as much graffities as possible. I trade my Tiger Tooth bayonet for 8-10 sealed graffities, so send me tradeoffer. My link in my profile bro
csmoney promo bot Mar 26, 2018 @ 3:54am 
Hi bro, I can give my Karambit | Doppler FN for all your inventory. I think it's a good offer since Karambit is popular and nice knife so if you ok just send me trade offer. I will accept your inventory for my Karambit for sure but also can take any other reasonable offer
funinabox Mar 11, 2018 @ 11:44pm 
Zero Mar 10, 2018 @ 10:31pm 
Lamest group of gankers