Alright, i'm feeling it!

Young profanity-spewing salty gamer, at your service.

Steam chat compilation:

Ω | Dezcaban: i could
Ω | Dezcaban: paint myself purple and wear a horn~
Ω | Dezcaban: 5 u
tikitai: ♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥

Urist McOrkus: about 95% of the people here are stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hicks
Urist McOrkus: i hate it
Urist McOrkus: even the computer store here
Urist McOrkus: is ran bu
Urist McOrkus: by
Urist McOrkus: cyber-hicks
Urist McOrkus: !!

Tailgate: panky poe
tikitai: penk
Tailgate: penky poo
tikitai: panko pi
Tailgate: ponky p.
tikitai: pienky pa
Tailgate: party horse

Tailgate: my favorite part of playing csgo is when i shot the walls and our team won

tikitai: eski
tikitai: what if
tikitai: you can play as groose
eskimo777: engine couldnt handle that

ChexGuy - 1 Dirty Bomb Beta Key: also I'm supposed to be under NDA so now I have to kill you

ᵗᶦᵏᶦᵗᵃᶦ: you sound like little kids in preschool fighting over a crayon
roachthing: we are

hyi: with the age of technology we have
hyi: do you think the next world war is going to have frag videos

Tailgate: >dog
is that dunk hunt because if so then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Tailgate: >dunk hunt
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ duck hunt
Tailgate: MICHAEL JORDAN'S SUPER DUNK HUNT

Cargøn, lord of file cabinets: why is he freestyle rapping by humming about busting kermit the frog's ass

IJUSTCANTSTOPTHINKINGABOUTBALLS: i think
IJUSTCANTSTOPTHINKINGABOUTBALLS: my father's playing porn on the loudspeaker
IJUSTCANTSTOPTHINKINGABOUTBALLS: help

Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: this game manages to every fibre of enjoyment in my body
tikitai: had another bad ranked?
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: afk doom all game
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: sold all his items at the end
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: jungled who game
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: level 5 16 minutes on
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: enemy team was ogre dp necro void bristle
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: not worth playing anymore
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: harder to not drop below 3.6 than to rise to 4k
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: easier to learn how to juggle unicycle riding piano players
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: with no hands
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: both the juggler and the piano players
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: blindfolded
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: on fire
Whimsical Jazz Skeleton: underwater

Proog: like when I hear one of the casters
Proog: I just see a potato wearing a headset in my head
Proog: does that make me a bad person

tikitai: MANGO HYPE
ChexGuy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't handle my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enchanted mango
ChexGuy: hold that ♥♥♥♥

[H] everest: so basically if you like sheik u just like zelda but you're also gay

Proog: Ｈｅｌｌｏ t i k i， C y c l o p s ｈｅｒｅ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ

tikitai: im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[H] everest: im in the toaster right now

tikitai: i mean its black friday right
tikitai: why not get a new3ds
ChexGuy: no money
ChexGuy: spent it on DOUJIN GAMES
tikitai: the struggle
tikitai: LOL
tikitai: you serious
ChexGuy: ok look this one came with TWO SOUNDTRACKS
ChexGuy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-40Pqn1Fma0
tikitai: youre an idiot

HUGGBEES: I've been having
HUGGBEES: rice crispy treats
HUGGBEES: and jello
HUGGBEES: and sometimes when Im lucky
HUGGBEES: they'll restock the mahine and I can get a sandwich
tikitai: living the life

HUGGBEES: some ♥♥♥
HUGGBEES: slapped postage on a box of trix cereal and mailed it
tikitai: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HUGGBEES: he's my hero

HUGGBEES: who cares if your sister gets mowed down by dark night cause she sprinted into the battle for no reason

Tailgate: krav maga? back the ♥♥♥♥ off with this ♥♥♥♥ weve got a new type of military-precision close combat its called DOGGY STYLE