Tikibird
God's smelliest fart   Killeen, Texas, United States
 
 
Hello, my name is William Williams!
♥♥♥♥ You!
https://steamcommunity.com/id/steamdefault/ This man stole my bio and refuses to take it down. If you could report this profile that'd be appreciated

That's right, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a skater punk and I don't care about anything. All I like is smoking weed, doing ollies in the plaza parking lot outside of boston pizza, and board sliding the rail just outside of the main street park. If the cops show up, I say ♥♥♥♥ PIGS and skate off. Those boomers can't possibly catch me when I'm on my Minority 32 inch deck.

If you ever wanna get schooled, come see me at the 7-Eleven parking lot just past 11 pm, and bring your A game. I make Rodney Mullen look like a total nerd when I ride the trucks!
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Calmo Mar 30 @ 3:19pm 
-Rep

Actually super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad at administrating his RP server. I joined the other day for some light RP/watching Youtube on RP tower, there were also some plugins for PVP and roles/jobs. We were just chilling and I was talking to this chick who sounded so hot and he legit admin noclipped into the room and killed me with magnum.

Me and the girl met up again later and he legit did it again screaming "NO RDM FAILRP" and then banned me from the server.
Calmo Mar 22 @ 8:39pm 
Alright, so here's the situation. I was at SubWay(eat fresh) and I wanted to get myself the footlong cold cut combo on flatbread, or maybe Italian herb and cheese if I was feeling crazy. The owner of this profile is with me, and he said that I had to get him a sub too, so I was like "okay bro, what do you want?" He wanted the black forest ham one with olives and mustard, got it, no problem.

Anyway, I go to the shop and everything is fine until the sandwich artist(technical term for SubWay(eat fresh) workers) tells me that they don't have any mustard. I basically asked if there was any way I could get mustard and they gave me 3 of those plastic packets of it.

When I went to give him his sub I tried to explain the situation, but he drove us both back to SubWay(eat fresh) and threatened to get the manager if they didn't put mustard on his sub. He was armed. Needless to say, they did.

+rep I got mustard on my sub too
Calmo Jul 2, 2023 @ 7:09pm 
-rep makes pain sounds whenever he takes even the most minor damage in BattleBit. I thought it was funny at first but it's actually getting really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying.
Jim Peebnis Mar 23, 2023 @ 1:44pm 
4 Lies told about Pitbulls. Pitbulls are blamed for causing
the highest percentage of dog bites, but a big reason for this is
because they actually get misidentified most of the time. Pitbulls jaws
don't actullay lock and their jaws are no stronger than that of a German
Shephard or a Rottweiler. Pitbulls are not naturally aggressive, they
tested this and Pitbulls are the second most tolerable dog next to Golden
Retrievers. Pitbulls can actually be rehabilitated after being used for
dog fighting. There is a whole organization that's dedicated to doing
this. Believe it or not some of these ex-fighters end up getting jobs as
therapy dogs. You ------ that girl at that party that one time.
Calmo Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:58pm 
Hi, I just wanted to say I received that wonderful gift you sent to me. Thank you very much for purchasing the hit indie game "Cruelty Squad" for me. :steamhappy: It mean's a lot, and honestly things have been kind of tight lately with the father of my children leaving us right before Christmas dinner for a model he found on OnlyFans:steamsad:. Now that we are down to relying on what I make from twitch donations as our source of income, its been hard enough to buy my overwatch skins, all while feeding 5 mouths. I don't have to worry about buying this game, and can use the money to renew my Discod Nitro which is soo poggers. Maybe we can play some Overwatch 2 sometime and if you subscribe to my twitch, ill give you my discord server access for 10 dollars less than what I make everyone else pay. Thank you so much:lolFumi:
Boiling diarrhea Dec 20, 2022 @ 11:15pm 
Hey man, I had an boner earlier today and so I went to your profile to whack off to the HOT anime girls you had, but now their gone? I took about 10-12 benadryl too. Really put a damper on my night, ya'know? Anyways I'll see you at the temple saturday