Recent reviews by whiskers

ultimate nazi killer

hello reviews section, my name is whiskers and im going to share you my pain
ps. crippling depression is so cool

>be me 3 weeks ago
>browse store
>see game
>"oh great, something to replace my big bad pirated rome 1"
>i decide to buy the pack (which gives you kingdoms dlc)
>leave it downloading
>fall asleep
>next day, wake up to find it downloaded
>ahyes,jpeg
>open the game
>"well time to start this off with a campaign
>inspect the sh*tty nations
>decided to play as england, because, why the ♥♥♥♥ not?
>i gaze upon my lands and start recruiting
>turn 12 marks my conquest to take the lands of the scottish
>after a successful conquest, which put the whole isle under my command, i decide to wage war against the french
>turn 29 marks my landing on the european mainland
>wage war
>i manage to take paris, french offer me ceasefire and some money
>declined
>take 3 more settlements
>offer ceasefire for 600 florins
>accepted
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whiteflaggers"
>about 4 turns later, a crusade happens
>game urges me to join
>i refuse as my economy was not ready for another war
>pope dislikes me alot
>turn 36 marks the attack of the spanish
>i valiantly push them back, loosing half my army in the process
>pope tells me to stop
>me, being the idiot i am , decide to ignore the demand
>excommunated
>*sigh*
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell i want to die"
>milan and the not-so-holy roman empire declare war
>conquer my newly captured french lands
>turn 123, im left to holding the Iverness
>turn 126 marks my demise

kriffing ustase pope made me depressed again

aeiou

The most realistic game for true tacticians or some ♥♥♥♥♥.

9/11