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Recent reviews by ☠ armpit ☠

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3 people found this review helpful
35.6 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
5 minutes was enough.

Thank god for my ArchiBot playing to get the cards.
Posted June 1, 2023. Last edited June 1, 2023.
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6.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
This isn't your fathers doom.
Posted February 7, 2023.
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22.3 hrs on record
Not a bad time waster.
Posted November 22, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record
Enjoyed it for what is was up until the quick time crap. It's nothing more than a button masher and then you get the 'mini game' crap. First one did me in with its push this way, push that way, push this button rubbish. That crap has ruined a few games for me. It is a game mechanic I have never liked. If I wanted to play guitar hero or some such that is what I would play, I wanted an old style side scrolling beat 'em 'up like Final Fight. Watch out I'm Mad!
Posted August 24, 2022. Last edited August 24, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
106.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Would rather play Leaderboard on the old C64. Have to disable my pihole to get into the game. Its pretty crap. Music is ♥♥♥♥. Golf is as you would expect, pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. Decided to fire up a C64 emulator and play Leaderboard and the missus joined in and agreed it was better, and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates computer games. As for me, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate advertising, ♥♥♥♥ you 2k games and your advertising ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Posted October 31, 2021. Last edited October 31, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Way better than Cyberpunk 2077. Makes CP77 look like a half arsed phoned in effort.
Posted August 4, 2021. Last edited August 4, 2021.
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4 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Thou dost not have the eye of time my brother, Offend me not nettle face.
Posted July 15, 2021. Last edited July 15, 2021.
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14 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
39.3 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
Not a bad rally game, but not really a good one. It's a shame that steam only allows thumbs up/down, because this one sits in the try before you buy realm.

Good fun with an xbone controller and a beer.
Posted May 11, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
I love car appearing out of nowhere and smashing me. Had High hopes for this game, but it does not meet them. I will still play though because it is the closest thing to a modern day version of Road Rash,

3 out of 5 Hairy Donkeys.
Posted April 20, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
7.5 hrs on record
The conclusion is not a resolution.

A nice effort, was fun to play. However, the journey was not worth the effort. Too be honest the story had potential but ended up being quite banal.

I enjoyed it, but I'm a drunken wanker. Each to their own.
Posted April 13, 2021. Last edited April 13, 2021.
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