Hobbes
A Big Fuzzy Tiger   Somerset, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry? - William Blake
Currently Offline
The important bits (New for December 2020 THE YEAR OF OUR CORONAVIRUS).
1: Getting on my friendlist only happens now if either -
* I invited you myself OR someone on my friendlist referred you to me
* You're a developer and you need to discuss a review I put out or you need to talk to me for some other reason (if it's a sales pitch for me to review your game, make it good)
* You're part of C7K . People in this (and only this) group are whitelisted by default.

Anyone else, leave a comment down below, I might consider it if I'm in a good mood.


2 : There has been a few instances of other Hobbes appearing. If in doubt, the easy way to confirm that you're dealing with the real Hobbes™ is through two specific anti-counterfeit measures. First, the presence of the Digital Deity (new for 2019!) badge in the upper right corner, second, the list of games in my games collector profile, which are : Blur, Droplitz, Ion Assault and Cart Life. In that order. None of these games are purchasable on steam, and therefore the odds of any other Hobbes having these exact games are next to none. Third (new for 2019!), in my badge collector widget is a years of service badge which when moused over shows a join date of 23/10/2007. Anyone who's join date differs from that is a dirty filthy cheat, with fleas (see 2a).

2a: Corollary, I own the aforementioned games in point (2). You can confirm this by doing an owned games search, anyone who claims to have them in their profile and does NOT have them in their owned games list is a dirty filthy cheat, with fleas, and should be given a bath. Only a true tiger owns the games they display in their profile.
More ramblings and hardware specs...
You'll find me most of the time either here or on discord (Hobbes#1337) , and willing to chat and socialise. Particular interests include security and network topology, the exact length of time one should dunk a digestive buscuit into coffee, and a love for all things involving 4x Games, weird chemistry (such as dioxygen diflouride) and perhaps most strangely of all, economics. Do note I do occasionally mop up my friends lists from time to time, if you drop off my friend list, that's why, it's not because I suddenly don't like you. If you want me to re-add you, just poke me.

SELECT that_fuzzy_tiger FROM digital_animals WHERE vocal='roars' AND description='loudly';

Proud member of C7K - home of my personal diety

Specs (since I get occasional pokes about what I run these days)

i7-8086k // Asus ROG Maximus X Hero Z370
32G Corsair Dominator Platinum DDR4-3200 C15-17-17-35
Zotac NVIDIA 2080Ti // Creative Labs Sound Blaster AE5
Nanoxia Deep Silence 1 // Corsair TX750M // HP Omen 32" Monitor
Razer Mamba TE // Razer Firefly Cloth // Razer Tiamat (v1) // Mistel Barocco Keyboard
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Recent Activity

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smiggs Jan 2 @ 11:16pm 
Good 2021 Hobbes! :um_coffee::winter2019joyfultearsyul:
Hobbes Jan 1 @ 9:26am 
Happy new 2021 folks!
Tensenuma Dec 31, 2020 @ 11:59pm 
:nekoheart::MysteriaLisa: 𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇! :MysteriaHes::nekoheart:
TheRealGhost Nov 25, 2020 @ 5:08pm 
🎀 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐝𝐚𝐲 🎀
W.A. the Anum Nov 2, 2020 @ 12:34pm 
Oh hey hobbes, i have a new story for you you might are intressted in:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/945360/discussions/0/3003298578169270992/
else have a good one!
Hobbes Nov 2, 2020 @ 9:10am 
Much obliged!