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I am a first hand witness of the owner of this account's actions. I live on a usually quiet street, but two days ago, the strangest event occurred. I was on my computer playing Team Fortress 2 when suddenly, I heard screaming from the owner of this account's house. I looked out my window and heard him scream "I said no mayonnaise!". I then watched as a happy meal box flew out of the upstairs Window. A minute later, I saw this person walk out of the house holding what appeared to be a Minecraft sword. He swiftly walked towards the happy meal, took out a small cheeseburger, and began beating the burger with the sword while saying "No mayonnaise!". He eventually set the sword aside and sat beside the happy meal. He smiled as he took the small fries from the box and ate them afterwards he took a plastic bag holding an emoji inside. He stared happily at the emoji for strangely 10 minutes. He then went inside. Associate with this person at your own risk.

I LOVE THIS GUY. HE IGNORED ME AND NEVER RESPONDED, BUT I ADMIRE THIS GUY

Thadius is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast in Black Ops 3 Zombies. If you get him in a public match, don't leave.