Mr. Two Guns here.
Top keks are had, balls are bashed. I'm the man you want.

My mantra in life is inspired by a few words once spoken by a true gentleman:
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis

Another quote of note, which has helped me become the man that I am:
"Take control of your day" - Jack 'Tismo' Conner

If you would like to donate some hot vimto and tender tendies that would be much appreciated. Please send all donations to:
69 Downsing Street PO BOX 5318008

For business enquiries, please contact me on my favourite Fijian Acrobatics Group forum: F.A.G [www.4chan.org]

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