♔Mxzry
Cream Of Sum Yun Gai
United States
Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realise they've built a full staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I'm sayin don't put me in a morgue you know what I'm about.
Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realise they've built a full staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I'm sayin don't put me in a morgue you know what I'm about.
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🩰 Rayne 👩‍❤️‍👩 Aug 14, 2019 @ 9:55pm 
👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳
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Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd

Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.

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𝓷𝓔𝔀𝓕𝓲𝓔. Jul 16, 2019 @ 2:01pm 
I can't 1 vs 1 for poop! But thanks for the offer!
Moody Feb 26, 2018 @ 3:41am 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {LINK REMOVED}
Euvo Jan 22, 2018 @ 7:09pm 
Hi dude! Trade your cases and cheap skins for keys! {LINK REMOVED}
♔Mxzry Aug 13, 2017 @ 3:13pm 
LMAO
uti tus Aug 10, 2017 @ 7:44pm 
Alex just talk to me one more time
did u get in trouble