hey saar, i vant to see yar boobs. DONT REDEEM ITT SAAR DONT REDEEM GIFTCARD SAAR!

met him on the jerkmate website, pulled out his ♥♥♥♥ and did a little dance for some reason. been stalking me ever since, even saw him on the local underground train jerking it staring at me. please avoid.

Ohhhh I see, forgive me for I acted terribly then. I think I was trying to make a joke but it didn't turn out right, I am sorry. However, you held a grudge ever since then?

At this point I gotta know, how did you even find me? Also, have you even seen some of my art or?

I'm working on a commission, so yes it does pay.

HELLO EVERYBODY I AM SEARCHING FOR A MAN NAMED "CURLY" HE'S ABOUT 5FT 4, SKINNY AND HAS A VERY UNIQUE BOWLCUT. HE IS KNOWN FOR BEING A DRUG ADDICT ASWELL AS BEING PART OF A GANG. IF YOU SEE HIM HE IS MOST LIKELY DROOLING AT SOMETHING. PLEASE GET IN CONTACT IF FOUND! THANK YOU!