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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,626.7 hrs on record (1,224.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 29, 2020 @ 7:03pm
Updated: Jul 29, 2020 @ 7:05pm

I mean... that play time... and that only encompasses what i played on steam. I have been playing this game sense before it hit steam for a while.

If you really are concerned with how enjoyable it is, the vanilla variant of the game is as shown in probably a only a few images and videos. Its a top down colony management game which can include but is not limited to:
-Building
-Farming
-Trading
-World travels
-Researching
-Birthing fortresses from stone
-Fending off friendly neighborhood cannibal tribes men
-Saving those whom still live
-Selling off their organs for wealth
-Becoming a cannibal off the dead cause forget morals and that damned blight wiped out your food supply
-Beat that one guy that decided to mercilessly kill your pet goat over eating humans
-Eat him too cause you killed him by accident
-Cause an international incident cause visiting traders stood in the middle of a war zone
-wage war and crush all that oppose you

And that is just what you can do in the base game. Mods can add so much more... Such as and not limited to:
-More power
-More raids
-More races
-More plants
-More factions
-Slavery
-Race crimes
-Drug empires
-Even more organ harvesting
-Sky net
-Nuking any one and every one that enters your boarders
-Nuking that one colonist that got upset and killed your pet goat
-The regret from nuking your nukes.
-The dream of building starships
-The crushing reality of how expensive it is
-The realization the game has mod support and runs 100+ mods alright
-The Frustration when one mod breaks the game in that list of 100+
-The level of difficulty can be increased... Or decreased.

Disclaimer:
In reading this review you agree that I am no way responsible for the idea, design, or committing of such warcrimes regardless of increase of frequency or moral outrage that will occur on your local rimworld due to this review. In the event of an issue, Please locate the nearest organ liberation facility and take a number, A compliant associate will be along shortly to assist you with relieving you of the source of the complaints.
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Talltrea Oct 21, 2024 @ 6:36pm 
Hello Isabel Rodriguez!

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Isabel Rodríguez Oct 4, 2024 @ 6:05pm 
Dang, your review tho! It's packed with so much good stuff. I could never write like that. You're incredible! 🤩👌
Talltrea Aug 4, 2020 @ 5:24pm 
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AU518987077 Jul 30, 2020 @ 1:49am 
i would like to place an order for a hat, and some new clothes, maybe some furniture. hell lets build and furnish an entire community.