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The archaeological team of the ＭΛＮ♢ＴＲΞＫ Seal of Quality has cataloged this monument to idleness:
FINDING: A perfectly preserved human fossil in front of a high-refresh-rate monitor.
ANALYSIS: The creature spent geological eras locked in the same spot, ignoring wars, pandemics, and seasons.
[X] The dust accumulated on the PC case has already created its own ecosystem with tiny life forms.
[X] Spent so many hours playing the same map that their mind became the server's database.
[ ] Left any cultural heritage or descendants for human history outside of Steam.
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FOSSIL AGE IN SCREEN TIME: 100% ___ MAX
VERDICT: Do not touch the relic, it might get angry and type "rage" in the voice chat from beyond.