The lamb is precious

Kept you waiting, huh?

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is this a night in the woods quote

You should take me to get popcorn because i have enough money, i will share it with you, and it will be fun. Popcorn is sooo tasty, especially when its from a movie theatre with that yummy, yucky butter. You should take me to get popcorn because i have enough money, I understand that one of your concerns is my economic state, i promise you that i have enough money based on my work doing chores last week and the week before. Also all of the expenses will be on me, this goes into my next point. I will share the popcorn, that i paid for, with you. We both love popcorn, thats a fact. But, the microwave popcorn just isnt the same,Think about the fun and yummy crunches we will have! And ill pay for all of it.

Happy birthday 👊😎