Australian man drinks SIX beers in 60 minutes to raise awareness for men who can handle their alcohol.
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When folks think about me, they’re always thinking about, “Hey, it’s that guy! It’s that guy who LOVES Subway subs.” So, you can imagine it was interesting today what-what happened to me. What happened was:

I go to Subway, you know, I’m sittin’ there, my mouth’s salivating at the taste of a s- at thinking about the taste of a new Subway sub entering me. So I go in, I go in head hearty, head ready, eyes ready and mind ready, to be eating at Subway Subs.

So, you know, the best thing about it is I was ready… to EAT! The best thing about it is I was ready to eat a Subway sub. So I go in there, you know, I’m, my mouth’s drooling dripping wet with Subway hot ready, ss, a hot and ready Subway sub for me.

To my SURPRISE though, when I’m, when I look m- to MY surprise, I’m getting the sub made, I say to hi- I say to the sub master, I say to the sub guy, I say: “Give me that footlong veggie on honey oat and wheat.” And, for cheese? I usually like to get pepper jack cheese.

So he did that, he put it in the blender- the, the HEAT- heated that, he put it in that oven to get it toasted and hot and ready for me. ‘Cause I’m that su- I’m that Subway sub customer, they say folks thinking about him, they think about that guy that’s allllways getting Subway subs.

Anyway.

Now it’s time to get the veggies out. Veggies ON that sub. And so he rips that out of that microwave oven, he rips that sub out, and I say, fff man, give me em all those veggies, gimme em all, every single one, drop em plop em on that sub sandweech… and I’d like em all please.

Let me tell you what he does next, I look away for ONE SECOND, I peek my head away, I turn my head away and it’s not there looking at him, guess what the guy does! He puts GRAPES on my sub!

I didn’t know that at the time because he quickly finished it up and squashed it together, and mashed it in his bag. Now, y-, I’m th- just thinking that I have a reggie veregular veggie sub when I go home. So I, I take-it out to carry out and I take it to go. I get HOME, and then as soon as I get home I’m ready to dig into that SUB, sc-mash my teeth into it and sink my teeth into that SUB, because I actually do like to eat them.

We-ghhhhhh! Well guess what happens, I bite in and I squash into that grapes and it gets squashed into mm it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice. It squeezes into me, and, I have the taste of grapes now.

So, if any of you other... if any of the execs at Subway are watching this video, I HATE YOUR SUBS, HOUSE, NOW. I’m NE-...

I’m not gonna keep buying your subs if you’re gonna keep having employees that keep putting grapes on them, now. So please, FIX this problem or I’ll well... I’m not gonna go to your place again, that’s the thing, I’m, even if you fix it you’ve lost a dedicated and loyal customer because you messed up, and you kinda, you have a guy that put grapes on my sub, so.