JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 ♥♥♥♥ is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷 OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your SLUTTY 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you'll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆! Send 📧 to 🖖NINE🖐️ NAUGHTY 😏 HOES 💁‍♂️ to make THIS ⭐2020⭐ YULETIDE 🎄 GAY 🏳️‍🌈 GAY 🏳️‍🌈 GAYYY 🏳️‍🌈!!!

What did you just say about me, you little Grinch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elf Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries of presents around the world, and I have eaten over 300 confirmed cookies. I am trained in chimney infiltration and I’m the top wrapper in the entire North Pole. You are nothing to me but just another naughty child. I will wipe you out with holiday spirit the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my festive words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, frosty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elves across the USA and your chimney is being traced right now so you better prepare for the coal, non-believer. You’re about to have a very disappointing Christmas morning, kid. I see you when you’re sleeping, and I know when you’re awake, I can make and check lists at the same time, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Wot the bleedin' ♥♥♥♥ did yer just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' say about me, right, yer wee ♥♥♥♥♥, isit? I'll 'ave yer know I graduated top o' me class in the bloody Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I 'ave over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the bleedin' top sniper in the bleedin' entire Queen's Navy. Yor nuffink ter me but just aunuvver target. I will wipe yer the bloomin' ♥♥♥♥ out wiv precision the chuffin' likes o' wich 'as never been seen before on this Earth, mark me ♥♥♥♥♥♥' words. I'll make us all a nice cup a' tea. Yer think yer can cop away wiv sayin' that ♥♥♥♥ ter me over the bloody Internet, then, eh? Fink again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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Let’s say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let’s even say I’m in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn’t it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

"you can do the jumping and I'll be the bottom one"

-squeacher 07.17.2022