Recent reviews by King Ding Dong

Probably one of the most fun games on the market, but with the current optimization issues i cannot recommend this game. It has to be reset every half hour to prevent stuttering and crashes. Has crashed my pc multiple times

accurate depiction of driving on I-95

Extremely short, and not worth the money. It uses every cliche in the book so poorly that I was able to guess exactly what happened long before it did. It relies on loud noises to scare you and honestly isn't worth the 8 bucks.
The only positive is the aesthetics.

The best game in the the series so far. Between the violence and goofy attitude, whats not to like. Also has the best 3D platforming since Bubsy 3D

Everything is amazingly ported over from console, from the awkward controls to the mildly toxic comments in game. It's exactly how i remember it and wouldn't have it any other way. 10/10