Recent reviews by Mr. Soupninja

Story bad, guns good. Buy on sale

Expensive? Yes
Frustrating? Sometimes
Satisfying? Maybe
Hotel? Trivavo

“Download Realm”, they said, “It’ fun” they said. The game is pretty fun, and it only costs like $100 to beat so that’s a big plus. I was pleasantly surprised at the skill that it took to not throw my keyboard across the room or slit my own throat after dying with a bunch of tier 5 ♥♥♥♥, but I somehow did it. If you have anger issues and need that one last breaking point before committing an act of violence so devastating that it’ll make Hitler look like a grade school bully, then I very much recommend playing this game.
Total time in game:5 hours
Total times died: 13
Holes punched in walls: 13
Doors no longer attached to hinges: 7
Amount of decibels achieved after dying at level 22: ???

When I saw that this game was on sale over Christmas I freaked out. I remember playing this as a kid and loving it, and it brought back so many memories! Many people say that the controls were hard to get used to, but after a few minutes, I got into the swing of things. The levels are all different, and challenging often, but some of the space levels, especially "falcon flight" and the first part of the destruction of the second Death Star are boring and monotonous. Some of the levels and enemies can be a bit infuriating, but there is always something to do, and returning to the levels for free play and challenge modes is totally worth it. Very fun game, 100% worth it to complete the entire thing, very rewarding as I never finished the entire thing as a kid.

Good game, wouldn't mind putting another 2500 hours into it

Awesme items, I love all of the stuff, minus the badge, its kinda crappy. I love the luger and the dangeresque too the most... wait, did you say there was an actual game that I was playing to get the items? Oh well, I guess there was a game involved soemwhere to get the stuff, its kinda ok, I r8 3/8 somewhat h8 m8 :/