Recent reviews by ~Solar

cyka with friends, blyat when solo

yeeeahhhh pirates!

yeh it was alright. The extra campaign was better than the main game in terms of putting the pressure on. There was no waiting around and hiding behind boxes in that one.

the best
the best
the best

well fun mate

- can't drop items
- deers have no bones (only the human enemies?)
- combining some things are tedious (backpack for equipment slots, metal trays to hand over raw ingredients)
- can only drink on edge of lake
- burning bodies get bones but not chopping/skinning
- carrying a corpse does not mean you can place it on fires. You have to do that from your inventory
- some edible food you can eat straight away, others you have to put them in your inventory first then eat from there
- if you're ill, just die and you get cured
- dead enemies falling on top of players delete the rucksack
- some raw resources are available to everyone, some are not
- can't combine meat armour even though it's on the mat
- didn't get cold and wet after swimming in cave water
- water's SO loud
- can't drop climbing axe
- drinking water from fire
- crafting arrows 29/30 + 5 = 30
- when you put down food on racks it places the down the ready to eat food before the raw food
- can't tell what's dry and what's not on the drying racks
- right click to unequip for some items, equip another item in the same slot in other cases
- lighting flares is right click, lighting dynamite is L
- hovering over inventory makes a loud sound for everyone even if they're miles away
- can't interact with the white tents (bigger) but can with the orange tents (smaller)

I'm off to Valheim

yehhhh boiiiiii every new game is as fun as the last

We Crappy Few, the Review

crashed pulling a lever
crashed after dying
talked with ralph, didn't want to talk
stuck in quests (broken evicerator)
mysterious chest
'possibly heinous package' - no warning that if I complete 'THE SLAUGHTERER'S APPRENTICE' first then I won't be able to do this quest because he's already been arrested

Dialogue is not very British:
"guess I'm taking the elevator"
"that's for knocking down my blocks in kindergarten"
"hoping I don't wind up having to..."
"tonight's movies"
"old movie about the shoes"
"it's in the closet"
"must be nice to have a closet"
"locked me in a closet"
"moldy bread"
"vItamin" followed by "vitamin"
"candy whistle"
"I was riding the subway"
"did you see an airplane?"
"spare bed in the attic"
"alley trash bin"
"gives you a high thats just fantastic" (no apostrophe)

oh, and everything here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbtdi2CbS-Q

Completed it first try but not flawlessly. I think you should get a limited amount of chanced to not collect all the items for the hatch, and then either lose the game or go back in time to the last sorting or something

buggy as ♥♥♥♥, constantly, even with endless updates. Devs should be ashamed of themselves for putting this on the market as early as they did