Recent reviews by SlowMoe

It's peak.

Yeah, it's peak.

By far the best story telling with the most gravitas in the entire franchise. Prismatic opens up insane possibilites for buildcrafting.


Just a shame that Sony is not capable of giving their Life Service poster child the servers it needs.

It's peak.

Needs more time in the oven, performance is all over the place even on 1080p on lowest settings.

They got a good idea of what they wanna do with this game, check back in a couple of months to see how it turned out.

It's everything AAA publishers/devs fail to create; even in its early state it far surpasses similar types of games and combines it with outstanding attention to detail; been waiting for this one a long time and the wait was so worth it; can't wait for what's to come!

You can dogma the dragon.

10/10.

Booba slider gave me a tickle in my pickle.

10/10

The Final Shape is cornered Bungie at its peak.

Current review bombing is peak mental retardation.

People act like creating a PSN account is an insurmountable task that takes forever (3 minutes tops) and pretend they didn't already create:

- an Origin account,
- a Ubisoft account,
- a Microsoft account,
- A Gaijin account (War Thunder peak cringe btw),

also yall weebs surely play Valorant or LoL (eternal virgin status unlocked) where yall also gotta register, so please for the love of god, don't pretend like this is some kind of big deal.

Also, if they (Sony or AHGS) would've put any and I mean ANY kind of reward behind linking accounts, yall would've flocked to their site ASAP, so what's the difference now? No shiny bling bling reward for your single ADHD Adderall induced brain cell? Smh...

And to the countries where PSN isn't available, I saw the list, it's either your country just cba e.g. Monaco...rich ass country my ass, or they got way bigger problems than PSN being blocked, lol.



ORIGINAL REVIEW BELOW:


Game has tons of bugs.

FOR YOU TO DESTROY!

FOR SUPER EARTH!

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This review was sponsored by the Administry of Super Earth.
It may not represent the actual Helldiver experience.

Better than Palworld.