BRING BACK LOWER DECKS's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 9:07pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 7:58pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 4:03pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:12pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 9:37pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 3:56pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Dec 17, 2014 @ 2:02pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 10:54pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 12:59pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 10:23pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 9:43pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 3:22pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2014 @ 8:53pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jan 6, 2015 @ 1:02pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:36pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 9:36pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2014 @ 9:00pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 10:42pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 9:56pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 4:03pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 4:50pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 4:03pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2014 @ 9:04pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2014 @ 9:16pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 9:08pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked Dec 17, 2014 @ 2:03pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 7:42pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:23pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 7:27pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 9:34pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 10:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:18pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 3:10pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 10:54pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:16pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Dec 15, 2014 @ 7:41pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 9:36pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 11:46am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2014 @ 3:20pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked Dec 20, 2014 @ 10:11pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Dec 17, 2014 @ 9:55am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30