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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 21:07

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 19:58

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 16:03

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 16:05

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 20:12

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 21:37

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 15:56

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 17 дек. 2014 в 14:02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 22:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 6 ян. 2015 в 12:59

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 22:23

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 21:43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 15:22

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2014 в 20:53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 6 ян. 2015 в 13:02

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 20:36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 21:36

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2014 в 21:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 22:42

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 21:56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 16:03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 16:50

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 16:03

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2014 в 21:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 22 дек. 2014 в 21:16

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 21:08

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Откл. на 17 дек. 2014 в 14:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 19:42

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 20:23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 19:27

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 21:34

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 22:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 20:18

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 15:10

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 21:33

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 22:54

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 20:16

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Откл. на 15 дек. 2014 в 19:41

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 21:36

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 12:04

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 11:46

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Откл. на 16 дек. 2014 в 15:20

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Откл. на 20 дек. 2014 в 22:11

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Откл. на 17 дек. 2014 в 9:55



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
0 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
4 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
1 / 3

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 30
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