+rep This man's penile organ is so big, it generates its own gravitational field and has its own orbit. When NASA discovered it back in 1972, they had to classify it as a black hole, due to the insane amount of mass it contains within it. If you ever come across this man, DO NOT try to touch his penis. It will suck you in, and you will go past the event horizon, falling into the black hole and being stuck for all eternity.

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