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Very fun in the beginning, but it needs some more time to cook. The endgame is pretty bare and disjointed, the only goals being to purchase all the five properties and businesses, and unlock all of the customers and areas, but there's not any practical incentive to do so after some time. There are quite a few vehicles, but they are all pretty much outclassed by a cheap skateboard.

Progression needs to be smoothed out, you can easily produce more goods than your dealers can sell, and the automation is very inefficient and limited by the lack of control you have over your workers. Automating mixing is pretty bad in particular. I'm guessing a lot of this would be better and more fun in co-op, but solo its a pretty short high atm.

UPDATE: I've been informed that the game is in EARLY ACCESS. I deeply apologize.
Now that I understand the game is supposed to be ♥♥♥♥, I'm having a blast. The thought
of this game being worth my money one day is almost as exciting as thinking about someone
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife. HIGHLY RECOMMEND

An extremely shallow game served up to starving gamers chasing a long lost high. After the comedown from your typical fresh survival game experience, kicked up by pokemon aesthetics, the game quickly becomes a tedious and uninteresting struggle against its garbage mechanics and the looming realization that there is in fact, zero content.

The AI is prehistoric, the world is a boring expanse of copy-pasted instanced dungeons and tent camps featuring generic NPC enemies, artistically bankrupt creatures that quickly become routine, and the occasional single-room raids that you are forced to spam to level up. The combat may as well be turn based with how retarded the AI is, consistently standing still, not attacking, and bugging into walls. Building is shallow, restricted by a total lack of diverse shapes and constructions, and forces you to work around your lobotomized pals.

The automation is essentially worthless, unless you enjoy making thousands of berries and trying to reach a high score on how much wood and stone you can gather. After some time you will have a surplus of basic resources, most of the valuable resources requiring manual labor. This leaves your slaves to endlessly farm or gather, for no purpose other than to watch their struggling AI suffer.

Ultimately, Palworld is yet another mirage in the desert of today's gaming industry. The popularity of this game speaks more to our current state than it does to the game itself, which is mechanically, creatively, and conceptually tired and in this case clumsy. It continues in the trend of developers producing mediocre games with shiny coatings, taking advantage of a sad situation for a quick flash of success.

What the other reviews fail to mention is the 3 player limit to a private lobby. No large custom games, no gang content, just you and the two other momos you convinced to buy this ♥♥♥♥. But the reviews may be forgiven, because you probably have to be alone, game starved or otherwise malnourished to enjoy this dreadful husk of a game.

Absolute sludge. If you thought ARK was bad, this somehow makes it look like a triple AAA masterpiece by Hideo Kojima. This game was created by a simple CTRL C - CTRL V, but somewhere along the way the crackerjack who was in charge of pressing those two keys ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it all up. Whatever abomination you create in the MS paint character creator seemingly has an aura around him that attracts the buggiest of AI that could pass as a middle school coding class project. The trailer they released vs the actual game should be criminal, and blows No Mans Lie out of the water.

Stay far away from this horrendous, sorry excuse for a video game. It is almost 2019 and garbage like this still infects gaming.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, just another garbage tier game with all the usual bad physics, gunplay, movement and environments of smite, and paladins. I didnt expect anything less from the notoriously cheap Low-Rez studios, pushing out games for the easy money.

It makes fortnite look like a AAA title. STAY FAR AWAY!

Even worse than Dicerollstone. This mobile game port molests your eyes with its UI.

TURN AWAY BEFORE CHILDHOOD YUGIOH IS RUINED!

The disconnection has been reconnected.

Game is ♥♥♥♥

Worth 15$