What's page one, a preemptive strike?
-- Professor Freund, Communication, Ramapo State College
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For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry

When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
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If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin'
it, even if they don't know what it means.
-- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party"
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Simon: "He was amazing! (to Jayne) "We wouldn't be standing here if it
weren't for you."

Jayne: "Well, uh...you're part of my crew."

Mal: (sarcastic) "I think I might cry."
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
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