I cannot put the pure hatred I feel for this game into words. An absolute abomination. From the graphics, to the controls, to the story, everything ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. I refuse to believe people willingly play this game for more than five minutes before hitting that quit button.

Quite arguably, no, THE worst game ever considered, ever thought of, ever released, ever made. I seriously want to know what kind of illegal substances the devs took while making this.

I have never, ever, not once, been this disappointed before in my whole life. 60 bucks down the drain. I am and will forever, beyond death, regret buying this game.