Part 9 of the Cringe Stories, and the final one to take place in quarant- I MEAN, FR-VALLEY.



Moon and Dyno drifted through space in their Moon Machine™, which had malfunctioned for the 999999th time and UNSURPRISINGLY stopped moving.

Dyno: Do you ever wonder why we're here?

M o o n: OF COURSE I DO!!! WHERE'S THE MOON SUGAR??@#P{R


Dyno: HOW WOULD I KNOW? WE'VE BEEN DRIFTING IN SPACE FOR-

Suddnenly, a VERY LOUD alarm signal blared through the moon machine™ and caught them both off guard.


Dyno: what the f-

Moon: THI SIS FAMILY FRIENDLY. oaky what's up...

Moon: ... w ai t. IT'S FROM SURUASAFOBAMOCARD?

Dyno: SURUAS? The ULTIMATE archenemy and opposite of dracomabofa?

Moon: She wants us to lead her to the direction of the parsites...


**Meanwhille...*


Dime jumped out of a portal near Arvanos and Algoid The Edgy Spino... right before being overtaken by the la u gh i ng g a s. "Alright. Now where are sparos and nara and the othe- haHAHHAHAH- CAN I TALK? HAHAHAHHAHAH"


Algoid: They should be arriving right n- HAHHOA- OH MY GOD LAUGHING GAS FU- HAOHIF_ FU CC K _ OF F FH A __A) A_H()A)_






(work in progress)