You're obviously here because you want to know more about me ❤ Here you go!

Skip to number 4 if you don't care about the negative stuff
1. Don't ever ask me about my VAC ban. Don't use it as ammo in an argument. If you do, that means I've already won the argument. It's a stupid thing to bring up.
2. I'm not "cancer" or "autistic." These are words that stupid little people use to deride those who are clearly above them. I am, in fact, one of the smartest people you'll meet. See below for my AP test scores.
3. As I said before, I'm incredibly smart. Don't try to start an argument with me. Don't try to "beat" me in any conversation. I'm a master of most forms of rhetoric.
4. I'm a meme master! I love most memes, and I try to find the best ones in all their forms. I'm a big fan of H3H3Productions, because he makes the best memes.
5. I'm very artistically inclined! I love to play bass guitar, especially in my jazz band. Bass is a gentleman's instrument, and jazz is the gentleman's genre.
6. I'm a great programmer. I've been coding since I was 14, and I love to create. I'm majoring in Computer Science with a minor in Theatre, and I'll probably make six figures after graduating college (I make 5 now)

❤ Good friends! I love all of my friends, and I make sure they're always happy. If you're part of my pack, you're my homie for life.
😂 Good jokes! I love nothing more than some goofs and gaffs (shout out to all the H3H3Productions fans who get this reference!). I'm always looking to have a good time with my friends.
😎 Cool stuff! I'm always on top of the latest tech news, and I constantly supply myself with the latest technology and information! I'm really cool
💀 Death Grips! MC Ride for life!

🙏 Believers. God isn't real, and you should realize that. Science is the only truth.
💁 Hillary Clinton. She's a corrupt politician in the pocket of big banks. #feelthebern
👊 Dudebros. If you like alcohol and partying, you're not cool. You're a sheep. You're part of the herd.
👫 Straight people. Why would you want to be straight? It's so much more fun to be gay as hell 🙆
👶 Kids. If you're not at least 16, you're objectively worthless. Especially if you're playing video games.
💧 People who get mad. Your tears are delicious, but I wish there were less of them. Please learn how to play the game before you get mad at me 💕

If I referred you here from a game, please take the time to read all of this section!
Are you angry because I'm beating you and talking trash? It's OK. I've been told that I'm one of the best CS players in the game today. I only talk trash for fun, so don't get angry 😗
I know that a lot of people don't like the way I play CS, but they don't understand that I play it for fun. If I were to actually try it would: a) make the game too easy and b) take all the fun out of the game, because I'd always win. There wouldn't be any challenge.
Did I kick (or try to kick) you from a game? It's because you're not good! I don't want to play on teams with people that don't know how to play the game. Please leave the game, watch some tutorials, play more casual, and come back to ranked when you know how to play.
Did you get a cooldown because of me? It's because I told you (like above) that you need to learn how to play the game before trying to play comp! Consider your cooldown me putting you in a "time out." I'm just giving you a mandatory period of time to think about how dumb you're acting.

If you're on this list, you're part of my PACK! No one can ♥♥♥♥ with us!
- LordOfAllPancakes
- Lord Inglip
- Mitchle
- Voidstorm Vortex
- Otterfiend
- death itself

These are to prove I'm better than you.
AP Computer Science A: 5
AP Calculus AB: 5
AP Calculus BC: 3
AP Physics 1: 4
AP Physics C: 3
AP US History: 4