Signed by Dale <3

(POSTED IN REVERSE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER SO YOU CAN READ THE FULL STORY EASILY)

Was playing a QUICK and EASY mirage matchmaking game against him and his squad. On round 12, he was last alive in a 1v3. He got the first two, with much focus and a great amount of luck, but then he was on to the final boss: ME. I swiftly jiggle-peeked 2 times, then took him out with one final blow to the head (in the form of a one-tap). Might seem a hard maneuver to some people, but for me? Piece of cake. After he ruined his chance at the potential 1v3 and round win, he types in chat, and this is no lie: "it's really hard to play this game. my fingers a really short, as I'm 4'11". I could use some advice regarding what mouse would fit my hands, as I not only struggle to sit in my chair (my feet don't touch the floor), but my small hands can't fit around my mouse! Any ideas would be much appreciated so I can win the next clutch I'm lucky enough to be placed in!"

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?well hello there

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the guy in my profile gives his items to everyone for some reason. He gave me karambit lol