Gay sex is actually the straightest thing possible. It’s literally pure testosterone. Afterwards you high five, grill some steak, have some beers, and maybe watch a game. There’s not a drop of estrogen anywhere near two dudes passionately ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just two guys locked into each other’s muscular curvature. If anything, it’s mutual combat. Not gay.

Has no life. Send them some help.