Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure.

🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑 ATTENTION ALL GAMERS: 🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑

📢📢📢 WARIO NEEDS YOUR HELP! 📢📢📢

He's stuck in his own money bin and can't find his way out! All he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.

But you gotta be quick! His garlic breath is getting stronger by the second and if he doesn't find his way out soon, he might just start eating his own coins! 🍕🤢🤑

Help Wario escape and maybe, just maybe, he'll give you a "Wah" of gratitude! 🎉💰👨‍🌾

🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑 DON'T LET WARIO DOWN! 🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑

glazer

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WATCH OUT THERES BIG BLACK MEN WITH HUGE C O C K S WANDERING IN YOUR COMMENT SECTION!
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when mcdank takes break :(

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.