wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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KEKW

-Rep, after a good game in dota, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great doto and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Un daino dice a un altro daino: "vuoi giocare a nascon-daino?" e il bambino gli risponde:"Mi sa che ci salviamo tutti e due, perchè l’uomo più intelligente del mondo ha preso il mio zainetto!"

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Vulcans never bluff.
-- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1

Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor.
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