Stop having hot erotic whimsical meaningful sex with my boyfriend. 😘

I'd like to take you out on a nice, romantic, candlelit dinner in a central London Michelin starred restaurant then sweep you off your feet to the London Eye where I will, upon reaching the top, strip you naked and play your bunghole like a didgeridoo. We will then slowly descend back to Earth in a loving embrace to the sweet sound of Rick Astley's hit single "Never Gonna Give You Up". Upon reaching the terminus of our erotic, circular journey I will propose to you with a Haribo ring I've fitted to my genitalia in place of a ♥♥♥♥ ring as when I went to H.Samuel jewellers they were mortified at my request for a diamond encrusted genital accessory and banned me for life.

Your dad sells Avon

Absolute imbecile.

Biggest balls this side of Pu55y Creek, Ohio

Shame about the smell though. -rep